It feels like he's alternating between the scandalously outrageous (the racist bits), the probably true ("Dracula's daughters" and Elton John's "ghastly car" cracked me up), and intentionally taking advantage of his reputation to circumvent the usual royal requirement of being polite to people he doesn't like while…

Alas, I find myself in the wrong country on the wrong side of the continent to seek it out anytime soon, but it does look quite delightful. I see from their website they also have some of the more formal historical uniforms available, which is excellent. There are sadly few occasions for which they're considered…

If only.

Perhaps some enterprising designer could try and resurrect the style, suitably modified for the comfort of the modern body. Certainly, they've come up with far more unusual ideas. Then we could have the best of both periods without having to play the organ shuffle.

Balls would be so much more interesting if they hadn't moved on with more modern styles.

It turns out some interesting results if you realign the sliders to focus on only one category. Justin Timberlake apparently comes in first by measure of Twitter mentions, critics love Christian Bale, Jennifer Lawrence has top tabloid value, Meryl Streep is an Oscar magnet, and nobody is more likeable than Tom Hanks.

I'm afraid your hopes would be dashed. Violently.

Just 23 percent overall say it would be a good thing if more nonwhites were elected to Congress; 73 percent instead say it makes no difference to them. Seeing this as a good thing peaks at 50 percent among liberal Democrats (far more, in this case, than the number of nonwhites themselves who say so, 29 percent). Among…

Zeus won that naming contest.

Have a double dose of cuteness.

I hear what you're saying about the disability thing. My health history is quite complicated, but even the doctors more or less just want me to shut up and go away and not bother them anymore (since it's entirely untreatable). At best, nobody wants to hear about it. At worst, they'd rather I die than inconvenience…

Better to know your preferences than not. Finding people who match them, alas, is a much more complicated issue.

I'd say they rank equally, though in different ways. Physically, nothing can beat long, dark hair for me (so, of course, everyone around here seems to think blonde is the way to go - go figure). I have no idea why, but it's an instant attractor in any potential partner. Personality-wise, it'd probably be kindness or…

He does look particularly regal for a baby, doesn't he?

We are not amused.

Take what you can get, I suppose?

Much more than a shooting gallery, Lawless is a grand criminal venture, set in the gun-lovers paradise of a 1990s action film. The player is a novice criminal, making his or her way up through the underworld ranks by shooting their way through a series of furious gun battles.