There are Little Miss pageants, now?

Lack of the necessary knowledge, experience, and equipment?

Rural Colombian men? Probably.

Laws matter little to people who benefit from their absence or lack of enforcement.

They're usually not incredibly effective when it comes to getting big things done, but maybe for smaller projects, we should all reconsider the sex strike.

Free, you say? Tell us more.

Because something something the souls of millions of the screaming unborn seeping out into the world to bring about the apocalypse and drag us all through the gates of hell. Or something.

But how else are they going to increase the number of people voting for them, if not by keeping the population ignorant and multiplying like rabbits?

Braying idiot Rush Limbaugh once said that taxpayer-funded birth control is akin to "paying women to have sex."

Waiting for the Steam sale.

This being Fitz we're talking about, that was not the meaning of "goes after" I was expecting coming into this article.

I suspect the odds would turn out exactly the opposite of the way I'd like them to be.

I had no idea this movie even existed until now.

/adds to watchlist.

By far the most surprising part of this article.

Equal parts painful writing and some crazy, crazy fans.

That's the one, alright. And then they found it worked on heads, too.

Of course the country where nobody is having sex is the one where they have hotels explicitly for such a purpose. If they're not using them, they should loan them out to us.

I pity whoever does eventually get the role. I really do.

Research seems to indicate we're closer to Japan's end of things than we are all-day, all-night orgies. The general consensus is that very few people are getting it on as much as we think they are (especially married couples, who have downright depressing statistics). Make of that what you will.

Looking it up, it seems it was Latisse. Started out as a treatment for glaucoma, then as an eyelash-lengthener, then it was reported as a potential cure for baldness. It seems later research determined it wasn't a total cure, though (I last saw the story back in March) - it brings back dying hair follicles and…