Yes. I actually saw it exit her body.

Never never ever.

I don’t get this at all. My mom is “Gooma,” because that what “grandma” came out as when my daughter was learning to talk. It’s awesome. Why not let these things happen organically? I’m with your dad, as long as your grandkids don’t call you asshole, anything has got to be better than a narcissistic insistence on…

He drove the bus.

Don’t ignore your gut feeling. Several years ago, I dropped my daughter off at preschool and ran into the new summer teacher who I hadn’t met before. I instantly felt something was off about him. He made me uncomfortable. Turns out, he molested nearly all of the girls in the class that summer. One of the only reasons…

For reals. I get tired and a little wheezy just THINKING about her schedule. And I'm not even 40!

Also, would it kill you to smile once in a while? That's a good girl.

I strongly advise anyone faced with zombie debt or questionable collection tactics to consult an attorney! Debt collectors are heavily regulated and violate the law all the time (sometimes intentionally). This is one of the situations where consulting an attorney can make all the difference, and a good one will do an…

His mouth looks so much like an anus it's surreal.

Celery is disgusting, but I am nevertheless sorry for your loss.

Shhhh, Bill. You’re so pretty when you’re quiet.

I submit for your approval...Dogocrat.

That probably factored in.

How dare that man! Everyone knows dogs are Democrats.

It's highlighter yellow!

Another lawyer, and I am doing the same thing. Perhaps it’s an insurance issue—homeowners policy?

Overhead light fixtures are the actual devil with their horrible glare, but yeah, they should be at least an option....

Yes yes yes!

As the mother of an 11 year old who is really starting to look older than she is, your story made me physically ill.

Do not want. :(