Look, if any man of mine leaves me like that, I’m jealous too. You’re supposed to dance with the one who brought you, right? But you swapping guys with your ex-best friend? That don’t impress me much.

The guys preferred name was “Mutt” so...

I will never understand this attitude. I HATE the two minute check or whatever it’s called, when the waiter comes over to see if everything’s okay when you have taken 0-2 bites of your food. But it would never occur to me to blame the waiter for that. It literally happens at every single restaurant. Does he think all…

Just curious, are people seriously interested in what “really goes on” in the Playboy Mansion? I couldn’t give less of a fuck and I’m a nosy person in general.

Can’t believe I’m defending Diplo, but what’s wrong with what he said? Why do we hate on a 56 year old woman for portraying herself as sexy but not a 65 year old Caitlyn Jenner? You can read something however you want, but maybe he’s not saying because Caitlyn is transgendered but because 65 is considered old. People…

For the record, she says she’s a black woman trapped in a white woman’s body. You have it backwards.

And as a black woman “trapped” in a black woman’s body, I can tell you that yes, she is absolutely lying. It’s interesting to see a woman who so deeply sympathizes with black women, even if the way she plays it out is…

Forget the ridiculous third reason for a moment. Why do there seem to be so many otherwise intelligent people who don’t seem to understand that the vast majority of the time it’s not appropriate to act on your sexual impulses? Literally everyday of the week I work with and walk by women that I am attracted to,…

the best reply to that

P.S. No, she does *not* want to help all us regular folk; she is not promoting this diet out of the goodness of her heart. Please.

don’t care for the guy, but leopard is adorable

Nope. Astoria is full. And completely populated by rats and spiders. Don’t anyone move there - it’s terrible!!

what a huge opportunity turned shit pile. Truly snatching defeat out of the jaws of victory.

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I’d take this over This Week in Tabloids any day.

I feel like I want to crowdfund an army and go take over his Virginia home, overthrowing him and his heir. Nothing bloody; we’d just strong-arm them into the street, change the locks, and let them watch me making myself at home: watching Netflix on their flat-screen, eating their food, etc.