This one just keeps getting crazier and crazier.

The divorce will be as quick as the engagement.

They’re so folksy and cute. I’d like to see them do those kinds of renovations in places where there isn’t so much crappy real estate to get for cheap.

Sucks to be you.

Only if you explain the worship of Beyonce first.

Could someone please translate this into English for me?

*rolls eyes at the haters*

Attention Law Enforcement - assault and harrassment

Why is this book written backward? What’s with the funny writing? What do you mean we have to read the whole book before we eat? What kind of fish is a gefilte?

Visual crack. I want to see it just for the production insanity.

I can link the increase in autism to the increase in lousy movies that DeNiro has made in the past 20 years

I can’t stop thinking of what generations will say about what we entertained ourselves with in the 2010s. But I can’t look away from the hatefest that is Bethanny.

Yeah, $50 would have me giving up starbucks.

Yes in NYC.

Who?

Haha, I pay less than $1,200 a month for a large one bedroom apartment with my own bathroom, my own kitchen and tons of closets. Hahahahaha. Suck it millennials.

Yes,the former first ladies are going to the funeral of a former first lady as was planned by Mrs. Reagan. The cost and logistics of changing the Presidents plans are not in the best interest of the country. Besides, it wouldn’t matter if he did go. The fucking asshole Repulsicans would turn it into something…

BULLSHIT. She’s a self-absorbed, money hungry, publicity monster.

Aren’t these just Segways without something to hold on to?

Remember how cute she was in Nanny and the Professor.