I like raisins. They’re just grapes who have seen things, man.

Things I can’t stop thinking about, ranked: 1: death 2. How I die 3. How can anyone like raisins? 4. Drugs 5. Ryan Gosling 6. The moon 7. Salman Hayek 8. Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream Pies 9. Christ, I am drunk. 10. Kermit the Frog.

I’m firmly team “do not buy gifts for your boss”. You can gift down (your staff, assistant, etc.) but gifting up is awkward unless you have a significant personal friendship. Your boss doesn’t want you to spend money on her.

I feel like it’s usually called a “steamer”, if syrup is added it would be a “vanilla steamer” or a “cinnamon steamer”. Honestly, I think babyccino is a much cuter name.

Why would anyone order from a restaurant that they don’t actually know?

No, there is not my answer - but thanks. There are tons of video girls, probably tons of girls who fucked Kanye. I am asking why this one is getting good press - when so many others get shit on. She looks better?

Not assault people in the first place.

Too good for beets, are you?

She...seems to not be living a Victorian lifestyle so much as a Victorian romance novel written in the late 1990’s lifestyle. One of the classy ones with the flowers on the cover rather than partiality unclothed, embracing people, but a sort of fantasy simulacrum none the less.

By what wizardry does she use the internet?

Bridget Jones 3, though?

As you watch the trailer, keep your eyes peeled for a flash of shirtless Fassbender.

i still haven’t gotten over the egregious error of casting eddie redmayne as newt scamander instead of lee pace

Did she come with a gift receipt? Where do you go to return your Kris Jenner?

Looks like the other women on board were traveling on the White Whine train.

Let’s all give it a listen then.

Haha I thought the same thing! Oh you think you’re too good for SVU??

I just went to her imdb page! She was in Police Academy 4, and Last Action Hero! And she was in Catwoman right before SVU. But clearly SVU was the last straw!