What the hell did I just read?

Yes it is true. If you look at the pic of the author you’ll notice that the ends of her hair are much darker than the roots. Hair ends tend to be much more porous than new growth, so they suck up color. A good colorist won’t let that happen.

Ok I’m a boy, well, I’m a 26 year old man but I WAS a boy & seriously?! Go fuck yourselves! I knew an incredible girl in HS (I-n-c-r-e-d-i-b-l-e) she’s my 1 who got away (my fault, not hers) & for whatever reason she saw fit to give me a naked picture. I was as drunk, high, horny, & entitled as ANY guy who ever lived…

I know that obvious question is obvious, but using the flag in a protest to preserve human dignity is offensive to this woman, but using it as a prop in her nude photos is totes cool?

She’s right, though. I sprung fully-grown from my father’s forehead at about age 25. #Athena

Yes!

I salute your determination to party

When someone wears one of my headlines on an airplane and gets kicked off for the words "grotesque anal sex trend" or "wish feet had vaginas for banging?" emblazoned on their chest, I will absolutely refer to it as vulgar. I know what I'm about, son.

"Forgive me and truly understand that I am in no way shape or form a sexist and I am a huge fan of Mo'ne. She was quite an inspiration."

She's always come off as relatively dumb, right? Is that just me?

Oh shit, you could have really got her if you'd used the exact term: Dihydrogen Monoxide. The Monoxide is what gets them. Funny, though. I do this to my students sometimes. It's hilarious.

This is my real laugh!

This is the water bottle I carry every day (well, not this specific one- the picture is from google because I don't have a camera on me)

The maxi dress is cute on you.

I really wanted to like the Trainor song and I wanted it to be feminist and satirical but it was like... bleh. Not really anti-feminist but awfully superficial.
I do LOVE her fashion sense and her style though, so the video had that going for it.

I did. We are good now. He gets it.

How to make a proposal all about you 101

Finally, a Disney Princess post I give a damn about.