I’d cheat with Hugh. Those mounds look so tasty.

The Hair

And at minimum, you smell and taste good.

Boots No7. Serum and moisturizer with sunscreen (daily).

Either Madonna and Sean have grown up enough to finally figure out what the hell they did wrong for the first time. Or they decided to say “who cares about a relationship, the sex is good”.

There are pictures of my mother at my brother’s bar mitzvah (where it was announced she was pregnant with me and she was barely a size 6. She didn’t show very much with me and I was only 5lbs. Of course that was back when they smoked, drank and took valium during pregnancy so...

I so don’t give a shit how millionaires help other millionaires negotiate their pay.

The man is dying and they keep tweeting. There’s something sick about that level of need for attention.

Love how the Kartrashians are continuing to exploit this man.

That’s not enough for a one way domestic.

This is why we always referred to this show as wheel of morons.

This guy needs to get his ass dumped.

Great, now I have to go the rest of the day thinking about hands on butts.

True horror is one that enters your mind, not assaults your eyes. I love the way Del Toro scares the crap out of me. I want to see this.

Why?

There was no screaming infant so your objections are moot.

I’d have walked back up on that panel stage with the baby strapped to my chest and said “I’m empowering myself to be the kind woman I wish to be, is there a problem?”

Didn’t Genevive give someone a grass bathroom?

This is what happens when people forego the knowledge we have acquired in the past 300 years or so and go back to living in a world of superstition and ignorance. Because it was so much better back then.

What a fucking bitch of an aunt. She better have kids of her own otherwise Sean is putting her in the shittiest nursing home he can find when she’s old and in her dotage.