I knew that adding the extra dash of Emma Stone to the recipe would be a nice touch.

So do they just have some kind of cloning facility in the Outback where they churn out Margot Robbies? And if so, how can we increase their funding?

The point is you could find-replace “sex workers” with Uber drivers, maids, nannies, amazon warehouse employees, or any other number of jobs and the same questions would apply. Somehow we only pontificate about exploitation when a poor person sells their body for sex rather than any other kind of labor.

So, wait, you’re telling me four planes were hijacked on the same day, leading to the collapse of a skyscraper and thousands of deaths?! Get outta town!

No, Donkey Doug is Jason’s dad.

I’m pretty sure there’s only one category of Disney+ content worth watching:

It’s not an accident, it’s lazy story telling. See also: James T. Kirk suddenly the best possible choice for starship captain after all of 3 weeks on active duty.

Charlie Kaufman Joker origin. Fleck is a Hollywood writer who’s tasked with writing an origin story for a character who doesn’t need an origin. Zazie Beats makes him really uncomfortable by saying hi to him at a restaurant. Fleck turns to a life of crime after he finds out that his less talented brother Bruce is…

You’re speaking about him as though he’s like one of those D-list celebrities whose been to rehab 8 times and they dug up to stick on some awful reality show. Ken is still actively writing and working and is in the public sphere. He may not be the most visible “celebrity”, but I listen frequently to his podcast…

Ken is a national treasure.

Yet another poorly coded app pushed to market too quickly and bogged down with bloated features. Did they really need to add messaging and image filters?!

They should’ve made it 666 MB.

I guess you could say that things are really falling into place.

“Killer Sofa”? Not “Slay-Z-Boy”? 

So, if she becomes the new Neo, then she is Neo Neo, and Reeves is Paleo Neo?

Have I got a show for you!

I hate the headline chosen for this, because it made me think I could actually invite the Muppets to my wedding. Fuck you.

They are. The titles haven’t been all released but next one is Payment Required and one after that Forbidden.

“’Unauthorized’ isn’t just the first episode in the show’s history to not have its title formatted in the form of a computer file or program...”

I’m still a little scared, tbh