Balatro has taken over my life. For some reason I have decided to 100% it and am slowly going insane in the process. 10/10, best game of 2024.

This show was one of the most harrowing and beautiful watching experiences I’ve had in a long time. Then the last 10 minutes of the final episode ruined it for me.

Huh, you know I could swear there’s a movie where he met Private Joker before.

Walsh got distracted by the realization that he’s handled ass pennies.

Still waiting on Happy D3ath Day, though!

The real reason he chose the part:

Fluid? He wishes! If he were fluid, there’d be no problem. No, what he has is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all costs...

This is the water, and this is the well.

Haven’t most of the allegations been from broads?

The hell? I expect better from the guy who fucked around on his wife.

Too much hate for Don’t Look Up. It’s no masterpiece but I thought it was fun.

Only if your stupidity kills you before you reproduce. Which means we need JR fans to out themselves to potential partners before coitus happens. I’ve found asking if they listen to the JRE usually works. 

13 letters:
whogivesashit

Yes! I turned to my husband and said, “Oldboy, right?!”

2001: A Space Odyssey

Hey, I just want you to know that discovering this really upset me, so fuck you for that.

Even infants! Many a time a newborn would amble up to a bar and get served back in the day.

we regret to inform you the duck is racist

Always loved these. They were cut on the VHS tape (yes) of the cartoon I had. For years afterward, my friends and I would randomly intone “We all wear masks...” in McFarlane’s Canadian Kermit voice at each other.