The extended cut of Donnie Darko proved pretty conclusively that the absolute last thing we want is Richard Kelly further expanding on its “universe”.  

How much does this social media thing cost

“What’s the deal with...?”

“Did you know the answer is...?"

“Would I be remiss in thinking that the answer is…”

we can’t all be beavis & butthead do america

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a million times: the only person who should be playing Linda Tripp is John Goodman.

...outright boring

“I had to rewind it to see that his ship was called the Mandela.”

This article is rough. It has a promising start but delivers only disappointment by its end.

This was an excellent article, one of the best I’ve ever read.

A movie with an all black cast written by Tarantino? What’s the over-under on the number of N-word drops in that script? 100? 200?

Sarah Jessica Parker

Fun fact:the ball also travels the exact same distance for any shot (assuming it hits a wall first, not straight in) 

The mythology stuff seems pointless in retrospect since we know it went absolutely nowhere. A lot of the case of the week episodes hold up pretty well though I think, especially the Darin Morgan and Vince Gilligan ones 

DS9 effectively invented the serialized show.

It’s a good apology. Mine would probably sound like:

I love how the article tries to insinuate that it was terrible that she took a week to respond to this manufactured controversy. Y’all ought to be ashamed of yourselves.

He told me enough!!! He told me you sublet it!!!

Obi-wan never told you what happened to your condo.