Sounds like they sell dragon fire and dragon fire accessories.

Harry Strickland, a name that sounds like the greatest insurance agent in all of the Seven Kingdoms

“someone after whom you named your daughter Daenerys or Khaleesi”

Shot down over the Sea of Japan.  There were no survivors.

I find it pretty implausible the American public would elect an idiot with the intelligence of a toddler. Maybe the Twilight Zone people could come up with a slightly more realistic story next time?

I’m so glad I’m old and married, because these dating apps sound like a goddamn nightmare. 

It’s best not to anthropomorphize politicians.

Sanford & Son-finally, someone with vision.

It’s unbelievable that anybody is still shilling for the new BattleStar Galactica.

“the project isn’t a ‘mockumentary,’ as Collider first reported, but rather, a scripted film that was to have been shot like a documentary.”

Well PT Anderson is married to Maya Rudolph, who is a comedic gem, so pick your jealousies! 

I once read a description of Wes Anderson’s movies as “Children who act like adults, and adults who act like children.” I think that’s pretty apt.

Imagine if they switched genres. I’d totally watch a Wes Anderson Zelda movie. 

Randall I think you might have made a mistake when selecting a photo for this article. It’s about Mike Myers, but that is clearly a picture of Michael Myers, the villain of the Halloween films.

or GTFO.

Dr Katz should have made this list, if only for having the most deranged clientele. 

That interview is such a mind blowingly bizarre intersection of natural weirdness and drug mania.

Why is it an odd way to phrase it? That's how Bill and Ted talk