I would liked to have seen Elizabeth Banks nude.

Damn, that’s a shame. Those abusive spouses would have been essential if we ever needed to revolt against a tyrannical government. Their belligerence would have undoubtedly turned the table on the vastly better armed and trained military forces they’d be up against. 

Reasonable, responsible gun control.

Are they really “kids” though? When Ted was their age, he was fighting and dying in Vietnam. He saw his best friend’s head explode at Margaret Cho.

It’s a really good book - the audiobook is also great. Like the other person said, there are a few celebs doing chapters - Mark Hamill does one too. But yeah - the part with the private security turning on their bosses is pretty good.

Yes! That part was great - the private security guy was like, “Zombies? Fuck this I’m out” and jumped on a jet ski to escape. 

Dude, there are QUOTES FROM THE BOOK in these reviews.

When it comes to worst tweets of all time, Trumpster is the MVP All Star.

But was Park St. Under filmed in front of a live studio audience?

Hi there.

*raises hand

So did the counter culture of the 60's, but it’s not like that petered out into a fucking nightmare or anything.

Gun owners are silent? That’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.

“Tonight on NRA TV: Urban thug says all gangbangers should arm themselves for the coming race war!”

How dare these kids presume that their right to not be shot is more important than my right to shoot at them?

I’m more proud to be an American than I’ve been in a long minute. This gives me so much hope.

I didn’t come here for an argument.

He warned us, we just weren’t listening

I think Trump should eat a lot more well-done steaks. :-)

I am smiling thinking of Sir Orange ordering his well done steaks...