I once read a theory that parents and children are actually different people.

I think this movie is Peak Wes Anderson. How could Wes Anderson get any more Wes Anderson than this, I ask you?

I took a first date in high school to Bridge to Terabithia (2007). 

In keeping with the film’s DIY aesthetic, cast and crew were paid with a new cryptocurrency the director dubbed “Soderbucks.”

I have read the entire article and still, for the life of me, I can not decode that title.

Oh I am forever... I AM IMMORTAL!

That made me laugh.

“don’t be a dick” creed

I completely disagree with you. The day Christians stop trying to cram their bullshit down our throats is the day ill stop mocking them.

Then why are you on the AVClub?

It’s like the Rasputin assassination debacle all over again

Yeah, when are Christians finally gonna get accepted in America?

Oh, I know. Sadly, becoming a wildly successful comedic actor to fund your painting career is the only trajectory less practical than becoming a wildly successful painter to fund your painting career.

You know that’s not a documentary, right? Not yet, anyway.

Buress should have responded by nailing 95 of his best jokes to the theater door.

At this point in its record-setting run, The Simpsons is entitled—encouraged, even—to muck about with its format all it wants.

How nice of David Letterman to go over and to a guest spot in that mad scientist sketch.

Everyone wants to keep it a secret, but the truth is that, minus the first episode, this season has been AMAZING.

I would suggest they not do that in Austin for the time being...