Doctor’s also report that he was able to remember to “Pass it to Kobe.”

If in a few months there are medical journal articles describing an incident where a man’s eyes rolled right out of his head, that was me, today, reading this comment.

Cool, cool. I mean I'm more of a fan of his deep cuts from back in the day but this is alright.

It's not your fault.

I guess Aqib Talib can join Peyton Manning and Jason Pierre Paul on the list of athletes who have no idea what the ends of their fingers are doing.

Hüsker Dön’t

This is as important a story as Deadspin has ever done. My contempt for Hardy, Jones and Goodell is matched only by my admiration for Diana’s epic reporting.

Touche

I love this reply farrrr too much. You are doing God’s work here friend.

2011 wanted me to leave this

Your comment belies your comment.

I like how they are no longer even pretending that “redskins” isn’t offensive and are now going down the “everyone else does it!” route. Good luck with that!

How did Washington’s lawyers gain access to my browser history?

Also part of the deal: Owen Daniels has been released to manage a Denver area Papa Johns.

This is a really good joke in that alternate universe where Jay Cutler is universally known to have clock management issues

This couldn’t be any more accurate. I nearly expected Chris Hanson to come to the games and ask him what he was doing there.

In high school, my coach sat his top three players for the first half against the #1 team in the state.... because he wanted to surprise them.

This is fucking gold. +1

I never thought I’d see a coach with less understanding of time outs than Lovie. But damned if they didn’t find one.