Can’t wait for Mark Wahlberg to play Edelman in the movie version. The ball will be voiced by Seth MacFarlane.

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

I thought it was because Superman, with his super senses and Daily Planet connections, didn’t realize that a masked vigilante had been operating in the city just across the bay from him for years until be became a homicidal super villain.

I thought it sucked because Batman was a homicidal super villain until he finds out that Superman’s mom has the same name as his mom.

“It’s real to me”

Fuck Mereen indeed.

The music that entire episode was fantastic.

Arya Stark for Secretary of State.

LADY MORMONT FOR PREZ 2016

Those same people who love to whine about the Electoral College (“but whyyyy can’t it just be one person, one vote”) lean heavily on its existence to allow them to vote with their precious consciences instead of their fucking brains.

The Knicks definitely traded Robin Lopez away to sign Dwight Howard. Next year their starting lineup is going to be Derrick Rose, Aaron Afflalo, Carmelo Anthony, Kristaps Porzingis, and Dwight Howard, and they’re gonna win 39 games and lose to the Hawks in the first round of the playoffs.

Aren’t there laws against transporting corpses across state lines?

Damn. And I was really hoping Rose’s career wasn’t over.

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

Can’t wait until they sign Dwight Howard and finally build a team to take on the 2010-11 Heat.

Wait, the Walmart near my house has the deodorant locked up but this one just has fireworks laying out there for anyone with a lighter to mess with?

Dany stomped a mudhole in the Masters the likes of which has never been stomped. That was awesome. After two seasons of doing nothing, I’m super happy to see her reclaiming her badass credentials.

I voted Rovell anyway. In the grand scheme of things Schilling’s crap is just generic alt-right memes. You can find that on any Facebook feed.

Fuck you Schilling. Fuck you for preventing me from voting Rovell. Worst tweet should always be Rovell.