Can’t wait for Mark Wahlberg to play Edelman in the movie version. The ball will be voiced by Seth MacFarlane.

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

“It’s real to me”

Those same people who love to whine about the Electoral College (“but whyyyy can’t it just be one person, one vote”) lean heavily on its existence to allow them to vote with their precious consciences instead of their fucking brains.

The Knicks definitely traded Robin Lopez away to sign Dwight Howard. Next year their starting lineup is going to be Derrick Rose, Aaron Afflalo, Carmelo Anthony, Kristaps Porzingis, and Dwight Howard, and they’re gonna win 39 games and lose to the Hawks in the first round of the playoffs.

Aren’t there laws against transporting corpses across state lines?

Damn. And I was really hoping Rose’s career wasn’t over.

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

Can’t wait until they sign Dwight Howard and finally build a team to take on the 2010-11 Heat.

I voted Rovell anyway. In the grand scheme of things Schilling’s crap is just generic alt-right memes. You can find that on any Facebook feed.

Fuck you Schilling. Fuck you for preventing me from voting Rovell. Worst tweet should always be Rovell.

To be fair, when Curry is hot I lose my shit as well.

I have no stance on eagles, beyond the opinion that they should spend more time killing geese.

I don’t know what part of the Midwest you were in, but around here everyone thinks they are a trash bird that spends its time shitting on golf courses. And walking around with a conveniently golf ball sized head at the end of a long golf tee like neck, acting like I wouldn’t murder its smug ass given half a chance.

Do you read Deadspin regularly? There’s an article about CTE every other day.

Somewhere Barbaro is looking down on this race and still not comprehending any of this, because he is a horse.

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.

(Dissertation submitted in partial fulfillment of the requirements for an M.A. degree in Sociology at the University of Arizona)

I know how he feels. Smoking pot is likely what has kept me from getting drafted the past 5 years