Why are we surprised that cyclepaths are killing people? That’s what they do. Haven’t you watched any of those Hannibal shows?

Typical Deadspin, always sticking up for Cardinals fans, or as they call them around here “the greatest fans in baseball”. I’m sick of the pro-Cardinal bias of this place!

You misunderstand.

“I don’t like sand.”

“You won’t need genitals where we’re going...[unintelligible screaming]”

“Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?”

The Tennessee Titans just saved a QB from a future with the Cleveland Browns. They’re heroes.

Seriously this is what you get when you hire someone who not only listens to TED talks but takes them seriously.

Mouthing “bang” while looking unimpressed is also how my son was conceived

I kind of expected a better scream from Howard Dean.

The second pavilion shot is the greatest to me. It’s so quiet, then they all raise their arms in that silence, then explode when it goes in. Perfectly synchronized, yet completely unplanned.

BUY BUY BUY

+1 cheap red hat

He was concussed. No question. Wasn’t intentional. I know hockey. Believe me. I know. I watch the best hockey.

“I had a erroneous belief but then someone corrected me on a Kinja post and I realized I had been believing lies,” said nobody ever.

http://climate.nasa.gov/scientific-con…

The following scientific organizations categorically state man made climate change is occurring, and that the Earth is, in fact, warming due to human activity:

NASA

People, please start believing that health care IS the miracle God sent you.

I Salaita what you did there.

I hope you die in two of every fire.

Seriously. At your average university these days, that $985,000 would pay 9850 adjunct faculty salaries.