Patrick Kane is pretty hard to deal with one on one

Snyder....Party of two...You’re table is ready

I love the “That’s exactly the point” argument. Oh wow! Previously the narrative aims of this hamfisted laser-sword movie were soaring over my head, but now that I know that what I disliked about it was The Point, I feel totally different about the whole thing.

I did a spit take when I heard this. Thanks for calling bullshit. Hearing a rich guy who announces football games for a living complain about taxes makes me dust off my guillotine.

Close exposure to Al Michaels made Dennis Miller about 300% more insufferable.

Tax rates now (under a democrat) are the same or lower than they were under the GOP hero Ronald Reagan. All of the spin in the world can’t hide this fact.

This wasn’t even the most political moment of the night. Pagano had his entire punting unit act out the chaos of the Speakership race.

“Do you believe in voodoo economics... YES!!!”

Except the second half has the ending to the film, which is flippin’ fantastic. I mean, fuck, the sequence to the song from the score, Surface of the Sun, is just amazing. There’s a good goddamn reason that song gets used all the time now.

Sunshine is underrated at 4th. I’d even say it would be underrated at 4th in a list of best sci-fi movies, let alone just Danny Boyle movies.

Yes.

Needs to at least be asked: did you get her OK before posting this?

Jesus fucking christ is this article for real

Kelly: That tears it, I’m trading Murray to the Jaguars for a conditional 12th round pick.

[takes Steve Smith out of fantasy football lineup]

Bears don’t really give a shit.

Funny, because THESE are the type of comments that make me hate Deadspin comments.

Really? I find Gruden to be the most irritating, by far. If I have to listen to one more exposition about how he likes THIS GUY RIGHT HERE, I’m going to lose it, partly because roughly 99% of the time, the person to whom he’s referring is a one-week wonder.

Uh Cris Collinsworth is easily the best .....

Geez, enough about Ed Hochuli already.