You’d think Cromartie would understand that when it comes to children, people make mistakes.

Thanks. All of that is exactly why I don’t expect this joke to get much traction.

Intellectual, snarky, sexual reference and still on point with the theme.

That’s the saddest bear I’ve seen since Andrew Sullivan quit blogging.

Grigson is doing so with the imprimatur of owner Jim Irsay

And to further rankle Pagano, Grigson is doing so with the imprimatur of owner Jim Irsay.

I wish it were trigonometry. Seeing Luck and Fitzpatrick match wits for three hours sure as hell would have been exponentially more interesting than whatever I was watching on ESPN last night.

Two or so months before I was set to begin college, I thoroughly soaked my bed... twice. Nobody wants to be the freshman who pisses his pants every time he’s drunk, so naturally this concerned me quite a bit over the next few weeks.

Since LA has no NFL team it’s just roving gangs of various fans running around fighting each another on Sunday like in The Warriors.

It looked like a Peter Gabriel video.

Exactly. This mo fo deliberately ate that candy before killing his wife in an effort to make a more believable Twinkie Defense. Premeditation all. the. way.

With that life insurance payout? Hell yeah.

You seeing shades of premeditation in this picture too?

From the AP: “She had recently told friends she had grown afraid of her husband because they had been fighting so much.”

Don’t apologize to the victims, that’s an amateur move. Apologize to your co-workers in case they were affected.

There’s a good chance you would at least get a KHL contract out of it.

I find the unrelenting passage of time to be alarming as well so I’m going to have to side with the police on this one.

Odd Jobs:

Sounds like Peterson wants a switch.