The first story makes me think of the stories out of Japan about lonely otaku going on “dates” with their body pillows.

This is like a print edition of The Best American Yahoo! Sports Comments

Why the comma?

Is doesn’t take a bird lover to know that the Jayhawk is closely related to the Swallow.

My apologies the mention of Labor Day upsets you so much. Please accept this gif of Rick Santorum making a wanking motion as an olive branch. I’m sure it’s more your speed.

While you’re piling on Stanford’s founder, let’s not forget that Northwestern was founded by the guy who is widely blamed for the Sand Creek Massacre, acting as cheerleader while white folks butchered Native Americans during his term as governor of Colorado Territory.

“Football is the next Boxing.”

Reached for comment, a completely bald Kurtzke could only say of his time in Washington:

That moment when you realize social chair Braxton booked the Beta Butt Chug Formal on the same night that Entourage comes out on DVD.

If you try to run a trick play while the defense plays with 10 men to honor a dead teammate, this deserves to happen to you.

This is cool and all but the Jets have played like 17 seasons in the NFL without fielding a quarterback so

Roger. It’s not your fault.

+1 great white wail

I feel like the appropriate sexual trade for a Washington scoop is the reporter has a casual glance across the room but actually looking past you at their friends, but you totally waved and looked dumb.

BJ3?

...local celebrities in Buffalo

But that reading of the post makes it utterly meaningless. “Gee, I’m just comparing these two things. Yeah, the first one justified a war where 80 million people died, but I’m not saying anything about the second one. I’m just saying.”

Does anybody have good, healthy, positive associations with growing up in a religious family? I feel a solidarity with other people who grew up Catholic, but for the most part we are talking shit about how messed up it was. I'm not saying that every Catholic is terrible, it really needs to be something you choose as…

"Overall, not believing in God seems to make people and their offspring more tolerant. Less racist. Less sexist. Enviro-friendly."