Word in Tallahassee is that he is gonna have to freebase a kitten to get suspended.

"... it's about the journey, not the beer."

Poo-Tang clan said it best: Dookie Rules Everything Around Muncie.

If only there were a long article explaining what Gamergate is and what the beliefs are, and why the vague claims of improper relationships and collusion are so much poop on a pig's balls.

I'm a Cardinals fan and I wouldn't be caught dead in that shirt. Mostly because I'm white.

You can tell this guy went to Michigan, because he's making the M with his legs, and there's a self-righteous dick right in the middle of everything.

Traffic on I-35 is raging, things are really strained on the 183 near the airport. We've got some major bulging northbound on 130 near exit 437. Meanwhile, it's just barely inching along on the Brett Favre Memorial Parkway.

I now love Danny Green. Just the fact that he'd bother to go, never mind offer a thoughtful apology for a bad caption. Cheers to Danny Green!

This year's 0-4 start gave the Raiders 10 straight losses dating back to last November, and the team's -51 point differential this year is good for the second-worst mark in the league.

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

Thank you very much for your concern, sir, but he does not need your religion, he has science and socialism and birthdays.

Look at the guy's hair. Of course he has a sidepiece.

this is correct

Well, he did say he was going back to Cleveland to return to his roots.

You will immediately notice that A-B is not actually doing anything, or even threatening to do anything, or even hinting at the possibility of considering maybe doing anything.

The Vikings announce that Adrian Peterson will return to team activities to spend less time with his family.

I need an adult!

Nope, not a huge difference at all. A huge number of domestic violence instances end with attempted or completed murders. 3 women a day are killed by their current or former partners in the US alone.

true. though it should be up to the survivor to decide whether or not the footage should be shown.