Fucking hell, Ray Rice, LeSean McCoy, Johnny Manziel, Jerry Jones ... all these other distractions are making it VERY, VERY HARD for me to be distracted by Michael Sam.

So this boils down to whether we're more apt to believe the NFL or TMZ. That's...a hard choice at this point.

Baltimore has a serious Rays problem.

"I mean c'mon, ALL HE DOES IS PREVENT DOMESTIC VIOLENCE! "

Hey timmy broke up that aaron hernandez fight, where aaron made a guy deaf in one ear.

"And joining us now is our newest member of the First Take family, we welcome Ray Rice to his permanent home at the debate desk"

"Better after there is completely damning evidence released that will destroy our brand than never."

Shaw will continue to be allowed to attend his classes. However, his teachers have become concerned that maybe his dog didn't really eat all of his homework this semester.

Seriously, vaccinate your fucking kids, Jay.

Money actually hasn't changed Riley. He's just as frugal as ever. The reason he hasn't responded is because he knows it costs extra to text Mexico.

And he had the common courtesy to flip it in the street, not on a nationally televised exhibition game.

Is that a rat on a leash?

The only thing great about him is his hair. The fucker can wear a helmet for an hour and sweat like a torrential down pour, but when he takes it off, poof! Perfect pompadour.

On your point 2, I was more responding to the argument that he's not enjoying the attention. And maybe he's not, but at the very least he is enjoying the fruits of being the first openly gay player, even if not ALL the fruits. I dont know, I'm half asleep and I feel like I'm not making sense. Madden came out…

Right there with you.

I was born in '89. This franchise has sucked for the vast majority of my life. Fuck the '85 Bears, half of that team can't even remember to put pants on in the morning.

But it also means we are close to the Vikings.

We might be able to if you could be bothered to read the fucking article and articulate points that were germane to it instead of casting about with the same tired god damn talking points every homophobe shithead who comes crawling out of their hidey-hole to talk shit here does!

Mark Emmert has issued a statement of condolence, assuring Keck's widow that, while he was alive, Michael's education provided him more than fair and just compensation.

It happens! Hell it's Deadspin, you could have just played it off like an intentional typo for some meta joke we're not supposed to understand.