this comes with a three day delay but +1

The one silver lining is that Wilson needn't look any further than the league commissioner to see what can be accomplished without a functional spine.

It was so bad, Derrick Rose announced he's going to sit out another year.

It's a golfer, not a pro athlete.

Notes: Andy Schwarz wrote an excellent article on the NCAA and issues related to amateurism which was brilliantly meta-designed to filter out commenters with miniscule attention spans.

Young'n in Giants jersey three feet away from ball is the true star of this GIF and sums up the kid in us all.

"Stop provoking me with your existential toddler tears!" - Stephen A. Smith

Hey Mike Vick might have slaughtered innocent puppies with his bare hands but at least he didn't love another human being.

It actually seems like having admiration/respect/like for JFK and Reagan is fairly common. Lots of neo-con types respect JFK for his military experience and his occasionally hawkish stances as president. Lots of liberals respect Reagan because he did preside over an important economic recovery (at least in the…

Drew, were you nervous to be seen by tens of people?

No shit. I have 3 college degrees (some from the same school Montgomery attended, but still) and had no idea what he was saying. It was like an episode of Reno 911!

Exactly. I see the same thing on the tv show Cops all the time and I'm thinking to myself "I'm sitting in the safety of my home and not the least bit nervous,drunk, or high and I can't figure out what it is the officer is asking." And its magnified because each officer has their own little dance they make everyone do…

I mean, I agree with a good bit of the ideas you just put together but I don't think I have the same stance on most of them as you. I don't really see stripping as ever being any real liberated performance, and the fact is that feeling is that there aren't really many existential virtues within things of that sort.…

Stripping seems pretty honest to me.

Big men break down for all different reasons. For Greg Oden, one leg was slightly longer than the other, which led to structural issues. Yao Ming carried too much weight in his midsection, which caused extra pressure on his feet. And Roy Hibbert broke down because Charlotte, the plucky spider who saved Wilbur's life,…

There's a college world series?

Whooosh

Yep, Jamie Dimon, Lloyd Blankfein, the Koch Brothers—all black as the Ace of Spades.

Oh sure. But when J.J. Redick exercises the same option, he's a pariah.