Or, possibly, the hushed noise of Danny Crawford gasping for air after Boozer unleashes a thunderous uppercut to the dick.

Gotta assume Boozer's verse is just him yelling "FOUL" and "AND ONE!" and then not rotating on defense.

Thank God someone else saw this. This kid — who is far enough away from the ball that he may as well be sitting in the parking lot in a locked car — is my spirit animal.

This is also a sweet visual metaphor for my dating life.

If Proust had been born a few generations later, he would have just spent all day re-posting videos like this to his Facebook page instead of writing novels.

Or he would've listened to a shit ton of Dashboard Confessional.

The moral arc of the NFL is long and it bends toward utter horseshit.

As a Bulls fan who watches about every Eastern Conference game I can, I gotta tell you I really don't have strong feelings about Pierce either way. He's exactly as Will Gordon said: a kind of non-entity who also happens to have had a stellar career.

But I get the Rondo hate — that I get. I'll forever forgive Kirk…

No, it's from the newspaper, who I assume blurred their faces. I do like how it has the effect of making them look as though they're in the movie The Ring.

Well, no. But Kessel is also a top 10 or 20 offensive talent. That's kind of like switching Manning with Brady (or any two elite talents). Relative to Kessel, Kane's numbers don't look so spectacular. Relative to the rest of the league, they are both top-level players.

I mean, if he's not a top 10 player, he's certainly a top ten offensive talent. That alone is worth the contract.

He can finally afford that shirt!

He can finally afford that shirt!

I'm rock hard with a flag tied to my dick right this minute as I drive a former close friend to an industrial park to shoot him in the head.

To be fair, October is a beautiful month to watch football and also to murder someone less than a mile away from where you live.

I didn't even know what the fuck he wanted Montgomery to do.

When I think glamorous, I think DALLAS.

Fair enough.

Sorry for the delayed response— I've been at work. Respectfully, I disagree with you. I feel like a lot of what you describe echoes Second Wave feminism, which emerged after the radical 60's and 70's in response to the Reagan years, and largely viewed sex and sex work — porn, prostitution, etc.— as degrading and…

What a reasonable and not-at-all anecdotal observation.

I feel like you're inventing straw (wo)men to trash a hypocrisy that I'm not sure exists. You can be a feminist and a stripper. I mean, broadly speaking, one of the bigger contentions in contemporary feminism is that people get to decide for themselves — to a reasonable degree — what their body means.