Personally, I'd love to see Steve Coburn posterize some kid in a wheelchair.

I hope he appreciates my HATRED, because like I said, your opinions and misquotations really convinced me.

That's what I'm saying! One dickish quote after what was probably the most disappointing moment of his life (outside of not earning your approval) and which he later apologized for, coupled with your subjective opinion on how often he flops is all I need. I wish we could draw and quarter this self-nick-naming monster.

Plus he got cramps. You know who else got cramps? Hitler.

Totally. How dare that mother fucker exercise his options as a free agent, take less than max money to sign other stars, lead his team to two championships and never get in trouble with the law? And all while generally being the best player in his sport!??

Just a great, great reference, and no one is getting. Well-played.

"I went out of town and when I returned I found this nigga had been parlaying in my bedroom. I couldn't find a bank card or my social security card. My bed was messed up! Then, over the holidays I had an old friend come visit me. I used to mess around with him in college. He's gay now! "

Buying pussy, possibly…

Just expertly played, by both of you. Very well done.

It's part of our upper-midwest DNA. If we don't make that face once a year we'll have a stroke and die.

That look of drunken exhilaration and zero coordination and blind luck is incredibly Midwestern. We all recognize it. My drunk uncle stepped backwards off a deck yesterday, stumbled like he had been shot, and then made the same face as that woman when he didn't spill his beer. It was magical.

+1 reply comment better than original joke.

I'll be making these timely 2010 jokes ALL DAY, SON.

"Sometimes it feels like life texts you a blurry photo of your stubby, flaccid penis. The failure is not getting it up." - Brett Favre.

Interesting. My BA is in econ, but I switched to psychology for my Masters, and as I said, I work in the Non-Profit world now. So, I may be a bit out of my depth here (or at least out of practice, because I'm not using many of my econ skills in my current job).

I'm not going to make some dumb INFLATION argument,…

Actually, you're right. Social Security isn't "nearly" insolvent. That was just lazy wording and an over-generalization on my part. Let me rephrase: Social Security currently is 100% solvent, but due to a variety of factors - some on which include an expanding retirement class and some of which include a system of…

Yeah, I don't know how to have internet debates with people who literally struggle with reading.

Oh Jesus Christ, you cannot be this dumb and have an economics degree. Let me explain this to you very clearly:

Right. Exactly.

I didn't say that you wanted to privatize the security net. I said that that is what you believe I want to do, which I don't.