Uh, me? I have an economics degree. And good thing the Treasury has all those extra bills lying around. And good thing we don't owe a metric fuck-ton of money to China. And good thing that a global financial catastrophe predicated on a system of predatory lending and credit insolvency hasn't led to six years of…

It's not just an issue of a retiring (and awful) Baby Boomer generation; the Social Security trust was borrowed against to pay for other poorly-run federal programs since the Reagan era (which conservatives don't like to mention, because you know, Reagan is their spirit boner), and since 1983 the actual fund itself…

Social Security is nearly insolvent (because of how poorly the fund has been managed). I never said their were no popular or even successful government programs; I said that the programs are almost always mismanaged and that the system that passes for leadership and oversight is actually a never-ending beaurocratic…

As someone who has worked for the federal government and currently works in the non-profit world, trust me, the government programs are invariably more fucked up. Just a beaurocratic fist fuck of wasted money and shitty group leadership. And voter oversight is a fantasy. The politicking of Non-Profits is awful, but…

I have THE BIGGEST dick in my house in which only me and my cat reside.

Please. Covered nudity doesn't count. This is 2014 and the internet offers us all the ability the see a three-legged horse give a reach-around to a spaceship with the flutter of our fingers.

Only the darkest of sins whets my appetite now.

1. Bryan Cranston does a whole lot with the very little he's given.

2. The last 45 minutes are superb, and there are a lot of little touches that give the final hour more depth and artistry than your average American-City-Being-Destroyed scene chewing. There are some shots that are downright beautiful. I wish the…

If I can't make it unsafe to fly for an entire cabin full of people by watching myself smog a stranger on my 1994 camcorder, I don't want to live in this country anymore.

We used to be free.

"If I were in a high-class porno, I would have it playing it on a loop in my dining room."

So like, minimal ass-gaping or....what? I just need to know what it is acceptable to furiously abuse my dong to under the table while the in-laws are visiting next week.

I "don't" understand the "way" you're "using" ("using," yes) quotation marks.

Nope. Sorry, it's a nice Saturday and I just don't have the energy to refute all the stupidity you packed into a single post. Come back tomorrow and say stupid things and I'll be back on my game.

Oh shit, it's on.

What I'm saying is you are the E.L. James of Kinja.

"Have you ever fucked a woman with a juicy wobbler from behind?"

I spend 2-7 hours each day back-dooring juicy wobblers.

My larger point is that I need a congressional sub-committee investigation chaired by Darrell Issa to start issuing some god damn subpeionas. Couldn't have Obama deployed reinforcements to Kenny…

"Nah, women with asses that big hide a lot of cock, you have to get up under the bottom of the cheeks and I have reason to believe she is riding him, big girls aren't the best at that."

There are Kenny-Britt-Is-Short-Stroking-His-Lady-to-Hide-His-Undersized-Cock Truthers everywhere these days! Madness.

Props to YOU for your screen-name. Very well-played.

Here's my top-15 mock draft. This is at least as good as Mike Mayock's:

Best I ever had, best I ever had.

Give me those tears, Dwight.

Exactly. Toews is the best defensive forward, and it's not even that close. Task is arguably the best goalie in the league, but I'd still go with Quick.