I can tolerate the dropping of the weights, but if that guy isn’t reracking them afterwards, then yes, I’m all for roid bro confronting him!

Id rather see him in a Judge Reinhold costume.

Played with a broken bone?  Now, with everything else this guy can do, he thinks he’s a hockey player.

He’s not playing for the Mets, so I’ll take the under.

New York baseball player hurts himself, continues to play, ends up on the DL for a frustrating period of time. Most of this makes sense. I just can’t figure out why it happened to a Yankee.

Pfft, baseball injuries. I was playing soccer the other week when some light contact from an opponent caused me to drop to the floor grasping my face. Despite the possibly-career-threatening seriousness of my injuries I was still able to roll around quite a lot and after less than five minutes of treatment I was able…

I know this is random but I'd give money to see Aaron Judge in a Judge Dredd costume. 

I don't see why this is a big deal. I suffer chip fractures all the time with my dominant hand, so I scoop those little bits of tortilla out of the queso with my fingers and eat them anyways because I’m a grown man.

The password, which could not be changed, was (you might want to take a deep breath) “abcde.”

“This is why Jeets is the true GOAT.” - Jeffrey Maier

I’m going to need more than the defense’s claim that Nassar was assaulted in prison. Maybe he was just receiving unorthodox physical therapy.

I thought the original Turner Diaries sucked but HOLY SHIT.

The Andre the Giant documentary was fantastic. The 30 for 30s he produced have, for the most part, been great. I do not like complimenting Bill Simmons or seeing him happy, but the only good things he’s created in this world are sports documentaries; and I’m fully aware that he has children.

Considering the current Republican president is the most ignorant person to have ever held the office, Republicans don’t have much to stand on in terms of criticizing Democrats for being ignorant. 

Maybe he tells them he was being robbed by the machine, and not using it. That should get him a pass.

Deadspin should come up with an end-of-the-year award, the Doug Dascenzo or something, for best non-pitcher pitcher of the year.

If this was an attempt at fixing the game, it was the most obvious fix of all time.

I applaud your use of the word jabroni. I hope to see it more frequently.

Could the Raptors flip him?

Looks like Papa John’s just found their new spokesman.