Do they not have Planet Fitnesses in Montreal (Or planète fitness? or remise en forme mondiale)? 

The Schiano man finally makes it to baseball.

Why do people always ignore Fleetwood Mac’s advice?

May God have mercy on their souls.

He was just doing his Gary Sanchez imitation.

Will this lead to soft baseball beef?

These jabronis need their ass put in the jackpot.

It’s fine as long as he yelled “Shaolin!”

The guy who wanted the cops has been drafted by the Houston Rockets.

How does he have the time to do this, and to lead the Packers to yet another heartbreaking playoff loss?

I remember him more for his “pop-a-shot” skills. Is he still popping a shot in Anaheim?

Who?

“I work with Frank Serpico.” *gets tazed*

Should have at least name dropped Officer Friendly or McGruff

Meanwhile, the ghost of Mike Royko told the Cubs to draft Kris Bryant and trade for Arrieta but no one mentions it.

Those meats are the Kirk Cousins of meats.

Odds on favorite to win with your armada, but wrecked by the weather. Spain is the original England.

Someone’s ass needs to be in the jackpot for this.

Holy fuck! England is going to warm up! Those bastards!

What’s with the weird upside down triangle shape his face is taking? Illuminati signal?