Now he’ll have plenty of money to spend when he visits the stadium in downtown Philly.

I can read lips, and I’m pretty sure she said “Forking rebar.” It probably makes more sense when put into proper context.

It’s like Eddie Lacy is weighing down this team.

Sadly, Harrison won’t remember any of this.

Denver has a quarterback?

FUUUUUUUCKKKK

Not Charlie Villanueva’s though.

They even had a ringer try tossing Jeter a softball question, but it was to far to Jeter’s left for him to get it.

Adds this to the list of things that Clay Matthews thinks he knows about, but that he does not really know about, right after “how to please a woman.”

Kenan Thompson is just happy they didn’t check his references.

Is there anything we can to prevent James from going to L.A.? It would make me sad.

I kind of think that football should have what I call “The Rule of Awesome.” Which is, if a play is amazing, it should be allowed to stand even if there were other reasons why the play could be called back.

This recalls Big and Rich’s hit “Save a Teen, Ride a Horse.”

Feel like the Pope is subtly throwing shade here.

But did Beasley shoot?

Who from the Eagles can be Davante Adams to Nick Foles/Brett Hundley?

Holding up Dennis Hastert as a paragon of virtue.

Loved Ian Not Mistaken’s work with Joy Division.

I’m kind of surprised teams haven’t started trying to get around salary caps by secretly offering “endorsement deals” as part of the offer. Like you sign with us, we’ll pay you the most possible under the rules but I hear Papa Johns would be interested in giving you an extra $2 million.

Now they’ll be able to introduce him in the Marvel Cinematic Universe!