I’m just sad he became an angel before he could realize his dream of playing Major League Baseball.

Trademarking “The Fifth Line” so I can get rich off Seattle NHL fans when the team gets good.

Whoever did that never heard of Roko’s Basilisk.

Will “try” to “play.”

They’ll just be listed as QB Union

Just wait for Pruitt to Milkshake Duck.

I had completely forgotten that *looks at hand* Houston... had won the World Series this year.

Maybe he’s growing that legendary Golden State thick-skin.

Hopefully his severance package includes a generous hair gel allowance.

OMG, the NCAA took the rest of that guy’s hat!

Just following Cris Carter’s advice.

Wear do you think he found that bulletproof jacket? Kids section?

I assume this conductor will run for office in 2018?

Mandy Patinkin is suing Ray Lewis?

Poor Ray, this is what happens when you don’t drive into the paint to score.

I also tell my wife to trust the process.

Nev has nothing but respect in his elevator for Vodka Sam and Rocket Frog.

Just say the coach was resisting arrest.

After this video, Notre Dame was moved up to 7 in the AP Top 25.

Papa Johns has already picked their side in that match-up.