Tries to make a “Kingpin” references... Realizes he doesn’t remember anything about that movie.

That’s an outrage! Flintheart is should ALWAYS never be higher than number 2.

“Eat that ‘W’” was also the second George Bush’s pick up line.

Jones is starting to get that Al Davis-like look of a guy who really wants to find his “preciousss.”

I’ll pick up their slack.

Brett Hundley respectfully requests details on what he’d have to do to be mentioned in this column.

Weird, I have Golden State ranked 3-1

He just has to follow the path of the lightning butt.

Saves money on laundry bills.

Can anyone photoshop in some shake-weights?

To be fair, home runs are a form of putting the ball in play.

Seth Curry throws down his digital device in disgust. Somehow it manages to land for three points.

How long until the President calls the families of Golden State and offers his condolences?

Are you supposed to start with a heated pan when cooking burgers?

Compromise: Teams can be called the Rebels but they need to replace their mascots with Jek Porkins.

The ump should be able to award a ball if the pitcher does this.

Is it time for a Rex Ryan-Steph Curry buddy cop flick?

Isn’t this sort of thing Ashley Feinberg’s beat?

Suspended, he should get an award for standing up to that clown-looking mother fucker.

We would have also accepted McAdoodoo or McAdoh