Is it wrong to hope the Sox Norv Turner themselves here?

Strasburg Upon Ail’n... Let me know if that’s anything.

AP joins the long list of Minnesota residents who head to Arizona after they retire.

Jay Cutler was asked for comment and said “This man has an illness that needs to be addressed. Him, his family and friends will be in my thoughts and prayers.” Just kidding, he said “DOOOOOOOONNNN’T CAAAARE!”

If you really want fresh food at McDonalds, ask for it without salt.

He only says that because Hugh Hefner never saw Suicide Squad.

Looks like someone knew when to scat.

Reports indicate he has started listening to “Sunny Day Real Estate” and “The Get-Up Kids” to help him cope.

Bill, it’s your cousin Jon, Jon Coppolella. You know that new way of cheating you’ve been looking for? I think I found it! 

The final villain, Toxic Masculinity, was almost impossible to beat.

So this is what football scouts mean!

Can Peter demand S.I. build him a stadium in Wichita or he’ll leave?

Bet Mark Shane calls his wife “mother.”

Holy shit! If you put a beard on Charles Barkley, he would be the black Steven Seagal.

At least with Seagal, his Russian citizenship might make it slightly harder for him to run for Senate.

Alternatively, drop hints that it’s actually made of copper.

And that’s the day “punching yoshi” became a euphemism.

On the other hand, it took Microsoft’s AI a day to turn into a Nazi.

Andrew Bogut caption “I’ve made a terrible mistake.”

Bruce Pearl involved in something shady? Well, I never!