How are his balls not hanging out of his basketball shorts by now?

That victory speech might be compelling to a lot of people who are watching a Chuck speech for the first time, but the man spews the same bullshit after every single win.

Who are you speaking for all Colts fans? Chuck is a hack! We started the season off horribly and Andrew Luck was healthy. Also how can you have your team give up 51 points against the JAGUARS?! Look up Chuck’s record against non-divisional opponents and then tell me what you think of him.

Those gosh darn Twitter hackers are at it again! I tell ya!

HAH! Now she’s going to need 2 blankets when she goes to bed tonight! That’ll show her!

Why would someone do that to DENO!!! Deno saved the Cubs season. What the fuck am I saying? Fuck if I know. I’m drunk.

WAAAAAAA!

Makes for one hell of a game though and that’s what it’s all about. If you don’t win your division, you’re going to have to do a little bit of extra work for a playoff spot.

Don’t blame him. He goes to IU and his parents are most likely rich alcoholics.

For the X-men guy: That was a perfect time to unleash the local news on them.

“Thanks to the Colts, Pacers, Notre Dame, and IU,...” You forgot about Purdue, Drew. Fucking ouch.

Hah! Good one!

I TAKE THIS STUFF SERIOUSLY, OKAY!

Except for the fact that his teammates hated him for stealing rebounds, jacking up stupid shots, etc. Not to mention he caused a fist fight in practice the day before the playoffs started (http://sports.yahoo.com/news/pacers-fi…).

God damn it. We got so close 3 years in a row. Then PG breaks his leg and triggers the team back to mediocrity.

Stauskas?... Stauskas?... Stauskas.

PUT THE BALL IN THE BABY AND THEN DRINK THE BABY!

That’s the Laker’s specialty!

Here you go!

Wow, I can’t wait to role play the NBA lifestyle by getting shitfaced at a club the night before a game and creating illegitimate children of my own!