It’s almost mandatory for sports highlight videos on YouTube to have shitty music in the background.

My favorite part of the race today was when I took an unintentional nap in the infield!

At Wrigley we would have put the bat in the beer and then chugged the beer down.

That baseball chin.

“I AM CORNHOLIO!”

In his defense, those pitches were filthy.

This would also be an appropriate song choice starting at 49 seconds.

Damned kids with their hippity hoppity music and their blackberry cellular phones! When I was a youngster we used to beat up the kids who looked different from us, now THAT was funny. Not this damned popping corn antics on my color television. Damned kids.

What the fuck happened to the water in the Styrofoam cup?!

Have no fear. Steve Buscemi can play the role of Jeff Van Gundy.

Update: Dog was returned.

Dear Illinois,

A small life tip, Drew: Always keep a tube of chapstick zipped away in a pocket of every coat you own. Chapstick has to be up there on the list of things people lose the most.

You forgot to mention poop on the walls. It's more common than you'd think, sadly.

I'm sure there's not another team in the league he would rather have his last game against.

Reminds me of this picture from last year.