“great and unmatched wisdom” can’t be measured in mere points.

+1 pyrrhic victory

Being one point better than the Dolphins is like having one IQ point on Trump.

Not a fan of either team but reminds me of a joke my Texas cousins would tell....Why doesn’t Texas fall into the Gulf of Mexico?  Because Oklahoma sucks!

Upon further review.. the ruling on the field stands. 

I dunno. Why do people spend so much time and energy chasing sex when the pursuit is so often filled with hand-wringing, heart-break and frustration?

Unless the receiver is a Patriot. Then you just turn and ask Tom Brady if it was pass interference and go off his word.

Can we all just keep in mind that the only reason this stupid fucking rule exists is because the Saints had (checks notes) approximately eleventy gagillion chances to beat the Rams, but kept letting them hang around until one call finally buried them in the grave they’d spent four quarters digging themselves? 

Again, I cannot emphasize enough how little I think of GWB.

This is likely the biggest mistake I’ve ever made on Kinja, but god help me, here I go.

Some high school kids are also getting fucked

Reminds me of our social studies teacher who hosted a hot-as-shit exchange student girl from France one year, and the following year was fired from his job and had his wife divorce him. Hmm, wonder what went on there. 

This feels like a story arc from Friday Night Lights

Anything’s possible, but as a white person I’ve heard other white people talk like this in my presence a frustrating number of times (I do not understand why so many other white folk are bothered by dreadlocks, I do not care one way or another.. but jesus fuck it is one of the easiest indicators to find out if a white…

“... immediately sprinted away from the congregation after the coin toss”

But he didn’t coin flip “the right way” according to “the unwritten rules”.

I bet Mayfield avoided the handshake as a way to get into Sherman’s head. Like some sort of elaborate bank heist....a Hand Job, if you will.

[watches and rewatches the clips from many angles, and at various speeds]

[converses with video replay review center officials]

It’s too bad these two teams don’t get to play each other again this season

It would be a Music City Miracle if he survived that one.