no booze is fine, you are right. What is not fine is making people wear heels and then pay for booze. That is rude

Well whatever you want to call it, it looks fantastic on all of you.  Keep up the good work and know that we all support your sartorial decisions.

Please do not disparage my good blog. All regular blogs are Just Look Nice; blogs in the feature format are Very Fancy.

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

Your grandfather was correct. And most athletes have Very Fancy weddings because they are rich, you are correct. 

I feel like venture capitalists would consider theft a sport, right?

Would like to take this opportunity to applaud the decision to link out to as many great non-sports stories as possible today:

Almost as bad an idea as Autoplay videos, or letting the bozos at G/OBros Media delete posts critical of their garbage ideas!

Unlike the bozos at G/OBros Media, who delete posts critical of them because they're too chickenshit to admit their ideas are bad.

Taproom is no big loss.  There is tons of beer in Michigan.  I visited their taproom in Grand Rapids once and was extremely disappointed because they only had their core beers on tap.  If I go to a brewery taproom I expect some tap room only stuff.  

Its refreshing to at least have a guy willing to stand before the media and admit to fucking up by trying to be clever.  

Back when we played Madden 93, my friends and I would use a similar strategy. If we were on defense and out of timeouts and needed to stop the clock, we’d jump offsides, as long as it was 6+ yards for the first. At that point in the game, saving 35 seconds was much more important than the 5 yards.

I’m just going to say this in every Freddie Kitchens thread from now until the end of time. Perhaps letting their rookie QB hand pick the new head coach was a bad idea.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

There are many wonderful Finns. Olli Maatta. Esa Tikannen. Teemu Selanne. Saku Koivu. The Other Koivu. Jarri Kurri. All with wonderful names that I’m probably spelling wrong.

Damnit why do you have to be right? the idea of him angrily pacing around the white house and yelling at underlings bc people turned his ”lock her up”chant back onto him was keeping me warm and cozy tonight.

The best thing about this is that it will eat away at him way, way, way more than things like “credibly accused of being a Russian asset” or “revealed almost daily, often by his own idiotic admission, to have participated in criminal activity.”

The “Veterans for Impeachment” signs behind home plate at the top of the fifth was also a nice touch.

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