OK but why didn’t the bank alert them of fraud when he was charged $75 for tickets to a “professional” football game?

Gotta say, that bank is on point with the potential frauds. Hearing “Fan requires $724 worth of beer to get through Dolphins game” sounds uncannily plausible.

I grew up in that ballpark, too. It’s crazy how much of my childhood is tied to The Temple, how much I’m going to miss it, and how little I expected to feel this way.

“Game 6" was the effective death of my up-to-that-point rabid sports fandom. I was destroyed by watching my favorite team in my favorite sport get their…

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Or to at least just keep playing normally and if he gets it he gets it.  If not so be it 

That weird moment where CB Bucknor does the right thing by doing the wrong thing.

There are numerous examples of this kind of round-number-chasing in meaningless September/October games; leave it to the Red Sox to shit away a full season THEN get their sanctimonious panties in a bunch when the opposition reminds them they are playing in meaningless games.

“I’m just happy our guys are playing the game the right way,” Cora said.

All I had heard was that Minor was trying to get the milestone, the dropped pop-up, and saw Abraham’s tweet and Minor’s response. So at first, I was kinda like, “Eh, that’s kinda lame of the Rangers.”

Now after reading all of this, and hearing the blatant lengths the Red Sox went through just to deny a guy a milestone…

It’s so hard to find referees of the right caliber. 

And here I was thinking Buffalo was the only place a fan would shoot their wad at a referee.

Fuck this shit.

If I was his son, don’t think I wouldn’t hand-make a “Happy Fodder’s Day” card next June. 

... and then you’ll call it “Western Camoflage” and demand they be detained, searched, quarantined, imprisoned, deported, and shot - not necessarily in that order.

By that logic my kids are the most red blooded patriots alive! There are days that all 3 toilets in my house are unflushed....and I only have 2 kids!

Terrorist Training Tip #27 – Real Muricans leave floaters!

I courtesy flush when I’m home. ALONE. It’s when I don’t that the authorities should be called.

Are we sure that’s not just a member of the Gase clan?

Normally when someone tells me I won’t unsee something regarding a football player’s leg, I’m expecting an extra knee or backwards foot or something.

November 2, 2016: Cubs win World Series, upsetting the delicate equilibrium of the universe, opening up a portal to the Upside Down - a world that looks just like our own, but contains homicidal monsters and everything is covered in a layer of viscous slime.