Iiiiiiiiiiiiin West Philadelphia

In his defense, he was told that, after the season, there’s a chance he could go back to the minors.

In a twist of irony, the Vatican baseball team, just happens to need a relief pitcher.

don’t have sex with kids.  can not stress this enough

Too soon but only because I didn’t come up with that first

If you’re going to make a joke about this it has to be funnier. I don’t make the rules

Put a little English on it?

Burn. The. Witch.

Ray Lewis: “These athletes in today’s game, they’re killing the joy in its name and walking away with no shame!!!!”

Steve Young opted not to subject himself to being forced to play with a bad NFL team not of his choosing, instead signing a huge deal with a team in Los Angeles. Then when things went bad in Los Angeles, he negotiated a release from that contract so he could sign with a specific NFL team. It worked out well and he…

Throwing a borderline illegal block before wiping out your own punt returner just before the punt hits you in the back is the kind of high motor hustle that gives the Jets war room a collective semi.

Uh, that’s a bold statement considering...you know...*gestures wildly* EVERYTHING else he’s done. 

Plays fall apart; the line cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the field,
The opposing rush is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity and stolen crab legs

I’m eager to see the betting lines on this. Pats -21? Pats -28? Pats -50?

I told my Pats fan sister that it’s going to be the funniest thing ever when the Dolphins beat the Patriots next Sunday. She, knowing Tom Brady’s career record in Miami (7-10), was not impressed.

Please, please, please NFL: Flex the Pats-Dolphins game to the Sunday night slot. The whole country really needs to laugh right now.

I always made chili with beans. My wife became allergic to beans about 7 years ago.

Possibly the whitest white guy to ever white guy.

“Young” Drew was so full of joy and hope. Then the 2018 NFC Championship game happened.

I grew up in Texas and still don’t understand this take. Please add pinto, kidney, and black beans (drained and rinsed, of course) to your chili, people. Chili without beans is a condiment that kids put on their hotdogs.