Hell of an article to ready shortly before going to visit my dad for Christmas. Thank you. His collection is a shit-ton of microfilms of old newspapers, a horde of old photos, and multiple 4-drawer filing cabinets full of local county history from the place we moved in 96. I make fun of him and his hobby religiously,…

100% Trump conned an artist into doing those paintings and donating them them to the auction just so he could use other peoples' money to buy paintings of himself

Sweet. I'm going to pick up a giant rock

Ah, so he's just asking the heckler “so where do you go to church”

That not exactly a high bar. Other things more exciting than watching Joe flacco: C-SPAN during recess, the new Nickelback album, a Nickolas Cage movie marathon, playing Monopoly alone, a supercut of old people clipping their toenails

I hear Kaepernick is available

I lived in that area of Texas for just under 5 years. If that’s what he said in what he thought was a private message, he’s likely the least racist middle-aged white dude pos in Onalaska. Yeah, let that sink in.

Tom Landry's wife says go for it

Its only a matter of time before he turns that barber shop shiv on Steve Smith

What did Trout do to piss off the baseball gods? I swear every move the Angels have made since his emergence have absolutely blown up and every good starting pitcher has fallen apart. Oh well, couldn’t happen to a more deserving team. 

“This is gonna get worse. You ain’t seen shit.”

Eventually we will discover that white powder is coke and not residue from a rosin bag. Turns out that’s the only way a talented pitcher can tolerate throwing for the Mets. deGrom is like Gooden in all sorts of ways

Spaceballs may be more accurate.

He only needs to know the circle that leaves him half Frozen in a lake of ice. A quick read of the 9th circle will suffice

Mulabah was not involved. Witness, not participate.

This is the best thing that has happened to the print industry since the late 80's

Oxygyms suck. Other than that,nice list

This is somewhat akin to dragging a rich socialite out of her daddy’s stadium suite to umpire the world series and her needing the difference between a ball and a strike explained

And the NFL’s brute squad is really just Ray Lewis

Can we please get a Magary WYTS on the US Olympic swim team?