I feel like every time there’s an Eagle’s story like this, I think to myself, “This is the most Eagles-y thing ever.” And then there’s the next story a week later. I’d put a case of Pabst that we hear next week that the Eagles have accidentally signed over the naming rights of the stadium to Viaga. Nobody cocks it up…

+1000

Whereas I believe both can be true, and quite possibly are.

I remember our school’s pole vaulting coach telling vaulters to load and ride the pole to the top.

the pools, for one

Does this serve as definitive proof that Brazilian pool boys are not necessarily hired for their pool maintenance abilities?