So... Red means he's selling acid, Blue means extasy, and Green means he only has pot/shrooms left?

I know I was in love with Dutch Uncles this year, but I was surprised that they completely beat out Everything Everything and Bear in Heaven. I'm kinda disappointed that I'm only in the mid-40's as far as total minutes.

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!!!!

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Does it also explain why was he holding that woman's arm that way?

Don't mind them haterz, 2 Chains. You go 'head and have you a 'Chico's Kind of Day'.
Just remember to return that top to Michael Phelps' mom when you're done with it.

Oh... Sweetie, that's mommy's curling iron, go on now, put it back in the drawer and make mommy one of her special drinks just like I taught you. Hey - eeeasy of the vermouth this time, mommy's still gotta drive you to school after breakfast.

Oh. Holy. Shitballs.

My new gadget excitement dissipates after approximately 20 minutes. Sometimes I'm lucky if it lasts beyond the initial setup and power on. The full "New Gadget" feeling lasts for 2-4 weeks.

We should maybe send him a pair?

‘Luxury is not anymore a matter of comfort. nowadays, luxury is to be able to decide where you want to have a moment of peace, a chance to escape from hectic activity of contemporary lifestyles'

I don't care much for Tom Cruise anymore, but I'm 100% all for suing the tabloids to the tune of $50MM for making up bullshit stories. I remember seeing that cover story whil in the checkout line and I was like "Damn, that is a BOLD statement to make about someone and their child"

I would hate to be that comedienne though. It would suck to be under that much pressure because this is such an issue right now.

Priyanka Chopra is a LOT more beautiful than those two Guess images convey.

Last week I worked from home and set up an impromptu desk in front of my flatscreen TV, hooking up my work laptop to the TV. At some point I switched inputs to my HTPC, likely to read an NSFW-tagged Gawker post.

Really hoping for a day when Sim City will look like that. Maybe "Sim City 2020"?

I'm sure this is Hallmark's GeoPolitical advisory team going completely off the rails, forcing everyone else to fall in line with their hand-wringing.

I love how they totally abandoned the business and economy class sections right after clearing Earth's atmosphere. Clearly this particular Virgin Intergalactic space vehicle spares no mercy for Poors.

Look, Bro... we got a tobacco-infused paraffin treatment that'll make each one of your fingers smell like a different Cuban cigar. For $10 extra we can reproduce each Cigar label on your nails so you know what your sniffing. No Homo though, because we seal them in a top-coat of Jameson for an aged effect.

I do wonder if both customers encountered the SAME Barneys employee though.