No, they drop on Fridays now. It shifted 2-4 years ago.

Does the app come with a feature that sends my neighbors a text saying something like “...that sound you’re hearing isn’t two feral, angry cats trying to kill each other, it’s your neighbor using our singing app”? Because otherwise, I may have to hold all my singing lessons in the shower, (or maybe singing into the…

When I first laid eyes on that pic, I was reminded of “Crucified” by Army of Lovers circa 1991:

It’s not a direct straight line. There’s a series of sharp twists and turns to it, but you’re definitely on the right track.

This is great! If they’re going to live tweet themselves, then what’s left to hold as ransom, hands-on reviews? If future keynote invites mean nothing, then the playing field is leveled, and bloggers can say what they really feel.

I know it’s morose and kinda ridiculous “Magical Thinking”, but I often wish baseless hateful displays like this came with a physical price... something akin to a person - having spewed so much hatred and ugliness online - ending up with meth face and their body deteriorating until they’ve become nothing but a golem.

You should’ve put question marks over each one of the teen stars’s faces and just listed the actual stars we Olds we’re going to invariably mistake them for anyways.

Well you see, some serious shit went down all across Gawker last week. So this week Jez is praising Jesus for this opportunity to blow up this little sliver of nothing beef between Taylor and Nicki into something it isn’t. It’s essentially a “reset” button, helping them refocus the hivemind’s attentions externally,…

So, what you’re really saying here is that the driver’s Swiftamine medication died off right before the accident, right?

I was hoping it had something to do with teabagging her eyeballs while sitting on her face, wearing a dirty jock strap and repeatedly asking her if she'd like ranch dressing with her salad, but now I'm not so sure.

It was my understanding that if you declared yourself to be out upon arrival at the clearinghouse called Downstate, they'd send you somewhere safe (unless you yourself were not actually very safe, according to your record). I spent two years in a place like that, called Groveland Correctional Facility. It was a…

What I want to know is:

I don't think she's done "a bunch of stuff" to her face. The girl up top who went to the teen choice awards looks like the girl on the right, but with upper lip injections.

Yeah, every time I look at Kylie I don't get why Kendall gets to be the model, when she is the one with THE FACE.

FINALLY, a REAL TALK press statement that I can RESPECT.

While I'm sure Escarpeta will do fine, he just seems more like a match for Yaya rather than as Bobby Beeeeeee, but I suppose the on-screen chemistry is what's most important here. When I look at the promo pic, it doesn't make me immediately say "WTF IS SHE DOING WITH HIM? WHY DOESN'T SHE GET WITH AL B. SURE OR LL…

Despite the shitty, shock-worthy main image and click-baity title, it looks like the only plastic surgery this girl got was a $9K boob job. The rest of it was spent on hair extensions, shoes, clothes, and apparently a metric shit-ton of contouring make-up.

Sorry, I was typing on my phone, wasn't using the best syntax at the time, and then couldn't go back and edit into something more coherent. I meant "holistically speaking" as in "considering the whole of Photoshop of Horrors articles since as far back as I can remember"...things have really gone downhill/gotten uglier.

Holistically speaking, I'd have to say I disagree. I think Photoshop of Horrors started out meaning well, but now it's just become a tool which has arrived at a much uglier place. We have increasingly had to do these mental gymnastics to justify the ridiculousness of these posts. Somehow, the ends are moving target,…

A coworker pointed out to me that it's possible that this was meant to be a statement about plastic surgery — women bandaged up after getting implants and lip injections, etc. — that just reads very wrong a little too logically. Regardless of intent, though, these get-ups really do look like yet another attempt to…