I would like to know whether the accuser was actually 16 when this happened, and whether that was/is the legal age of consent in the state where this happened.

10 paid rides from a car service?

I know I should hate, but she's just too freakin adorbs for me to want to shade her. Plus unlike Rebecca Black, her voice is actually bearable. Also this song has a short shelf life so there is already light at the end of the tunnel.

In the end I feel sorry for Nolan Gerard Funk, whom I've never seen before today and who (by way of those other two hacks' acting) is obviously the breakout star in this feature.

- Not sure how i feel about Alicia Keys with a bob.

I'm betting that it was her stylists idea and said stylist made her promise not to "ruin her red carpet look" by adding color. Taylor probably got a look at herself later and was like "Red carpet is dunzo, so Eff This, I'm adding lippy"

I was excited for the "Battle Of The Pixie Cuts", but it looks like Hathaway is already behind by 103 Electoral votes.

Ha. I was really very confused about this article and actually thought that when we were speaking of "olds" we were speaking of women whose hair had gone completely gray/white and could no longer take color well. I thought the issue was whether "olds" should strive for longer white-haired styles like the gorgeous…

When I read that India Arie bit, I found myself wondering if India Arie has any acting chops because come to think of it, she herself might be a better fit.

DO those kids also have trust funds? I just assumed that they are all underaged east coast sycophants who have watched too much Gossip Girl and are desperate for validation/a way into that world.

I seriously doubt Chet Walken even has the mental fortitude to have created that joke himself. I'm certain it's something that was passed around on a leaflet or said by someone else during a Teabagger rally/speech.

"It weighs more than the Galaxy Note II and the Titan. No, really. It's uncomfortable enough to be disqualified from serious consideration."

Just what I've always wanted: to turn my iPad into my old TC1100. Thanks, I'll take 3!

I mean, sure - the iPhone 5 is longer by a few centimeters, but it's infinitely more logical to do buttsex with your old iPhone 4S or an iPad mini. The iPhone 5 is so light it will barely feel like anything's up there.

These people fail to look on the bright side that if even they did get their iPhones today they might not be able to set it up or do much with it if the power goes out. I would think that would be more torture than waiting for it to arrive.

Werd. This Avian Gentrification shit is for the birds, man. Fo' Realz.

It also doubles as a portal to Yarnia.

That's great. Can I also have an "UnJesusFreak.me" app too? My high school BFF has done a real 180 (from agnostic to just plain batshit) over the last 3 years.

... Cocksedge claims to be exploring the question "would you want to own something, when all you can see is what it does, not what it is?".

Game Over.