She looks so life-like! I knew 13 years ago when Sharper Image started selling those little AIBO robot dogs, that actual AI-bots wouldn't be too far behind. She might need some pants though (maybe a Snuggie), because I think her uncanny valley might be showing.

So are we trying to say that between these Marilyn covers, the Kennedy covers, and the yearly Whites-only Young Hollywood starlet covers, that Vanity Fair is basically stuck in the early 60's?

This article is odd for me. When I clicked the link I expected a post expounding mostly on Arfin and the evolution of subversive hipster racism from it's Trucker Hat Midwest-transplant/Trust Fund Kid roots but it ended up being confusing and weird. Either I'm not that sensitive, or this post consists of things that…

Tyra never actually chooses winners based on their real-world potential, it's usually based on the story she's decided she wants to tell/exploit for the cycle (basically, whoever gives the best story arc while fulfilling her Tyra=Saviour/Oprah quota). The shoots, makeover and supposed goal is always "high fashion"…

God, She looks SO much better in black. Every time I see her in a commercial I think: How could they put someone with her coloring in that hideous magenta-ish pink? Personally, I'm all for this "makeover". However, it's not going to keep me from jumping ship when my contract is over later next month. For that, I'd…

I'll let this gif speak for me, re. Perez.

THERE ARE NO SEPARATE GAY-SPECIFIC ANTI-BULLYING LAWS. The point to the article is that some groups are specifically trying to keep clauses that pertain to gays OUT of those anti-bullying laws.

Ok, so you're saying that the Heavy-duty PS3 vibrating sex wand comes with a Fleshlight attachment? Good to know... Good to know.

My my, Lady Liberty, that's quite the impressive merkin you're sporting today. Such flowing locks, and with only the slightest hint of a home perm.

If it's a choice between a Lacrosse stick, a Lightsaber, a Thundercats sword, a heavy-duty PS3 vibrating sex wand, and a set of variegated anal beads, I'll just take the Lightsaber, thanks.

The full statement went like this:

That's what I'm hoping too :-S

I'm sitting here giving my bright bright red Starbucks Iced Passion Tea a very serious side eye, wondering if it also derives its color from ground up bugs.

Does he know all this simply because of her Facebook and Twitter accounts, or did he visit her at the local Strip Emporium? I mean really, talking to a group of her co-workers from a RIVAL newspaper? And goodness, they all seem so very forthcoming too...

Looks like a Gucci-sponsored Pantene ad to me. Or maybe a Pantene-sponsored Gucci ad. Whatevs.

Is sending hazardous waste such as feces via US mail a federal offense? Is it the same as sending say, Anthrax?

I don't think that Santorum's stance on internet porn is hilarious. I think it is simplistic enough to be exceptionally dangerous. Dangerous because of certain groups/corporations that would most certainly align with or court him under the guise of "Protecting the Children", while their primary objective is to end…

I KNOW, right? Some definite face-jacking appears to have gone on here.

Ok soooooo, The Wanted: Are they specifically trying to style the bro-dude in the center to face/style-jack model Chad White or what?

I'm right there with you. I prefer to consider "what's for breakfast?" in the 5 minutes between leaving home and arriving at Starbucks/Indie cafe.