It used to be that crashes and deaths caused by driving while drunk was just considered a part of the inherent risk of driving. People drive; people drink; sometimes bad things happen. Such is life. It took a concerted effort of pissed of moms of dead kids to say that conceptualization was fucked up and it’s not only…

The media may be reporting that, but people in this area are not buying it. My whole office has nothing but contempt for the shooter’s family trying to play like he is a victim. Most people want the father arrested too- for failing to secure his firearms. People are pissed.

If you are a creepy, harassing asshole, people aren’t not nice to you because they are bullies. They are not nice to you because you are a creepy, harassing asshole.

Listen to that passive voice: “A video that is going to come out soon” “involving the department” “during the challenges.”

Those three snowflakes showed remarkable poise sitting next to that large black man. Impressive.

Clint Howard with Hair.

Liquor licenses in New Jersey are stupidly expensive so we have a lot of BYOB restaurants around. Luckily, every third business is a liquor store so it’s never an issue to drop in and pick up a bottle or three on the way to go out to eat.

Yea, these are the SAME EXACT shitstains who will open carry in a downtown area or even a fucking school zone just fucking praying for some kind of confrontation so they can immediately shout AM I BEING DETAINED.

Don’t you just find the closest garage, drive into it, and get a fresh new paint job? I thought that’s how it works

Everytime I see pics of this Jeep Im bracing myself for a shot of someone with unnecessarily short shorts, tube socks and a blond mop in the fore or background. Also, RUSH (the band) is playing faintly.  

Honestly, I want to see a law dictating that your weapon must be reasonably secure, its ammunition separate and also secure, or you will be liable for any crimes committed with that weapon. A gun is a responsibility, and if you can’t be bothered to be responsible in its keeping, you don’t deserve to have one.

I’m a native Texan, live in Houston, and love the Texans. This will never happen as long as JJ is doing all the endorsement deals he is currently doing, especially with someone like HEB (biggest grocery chain in Texas). There are a far too many Texans for whom the Second Amendment is sacrosanct and no reasonable…

JJ Watt is a good football man. I hope he also starts talking some real shit about guns in this country.

Imagine living in a world where a professional athlete doesn’t have to put up money to pay for the funerals of children who were slaughtered for the crime of going to school.

They should only have one entrance/exit, and it should be controlled by armed guards to prevent anyone from entering or leaving without authorization. They should also eliminate windows, since those could be used as an access point. And perhaps the students should be able to earn “credits” at some kind of “commissary”…

I just find myself yelling “This show!” at my cat in disbelief during every commercial break.

I’m glad the season is almost over. Not because I don’t like it (it’s been fantastic), but because I think I’d have a heart attack if it went on for much longer

Excuse me, but “water” and “paradigm”? Aren’t these just buzzwords that dumb people use to sound smart?

I thought so too, but then I went back and checked—turns out the Owen Wilson is a car. The Dave Foley is a bug.

Water is ripe for a totally outrageous new paradigm!