This show lead to one of my favorite dialogue exchanges of all time:

"Slay something, I'm giving up on you"

*Rolls eyes* You cook your pets? Then you're not a real petititarian. The vast majority of pet nutrients are lost during the cooking process. Raw pets or nothing!!

Marky Mark is coming to town (with a badge and a gun and a history of violence towards minorities)

I'd be curious to see how the other sister (whose name i can't recall) escaped from the rest of the family to lead a normal life.

I early voted last week and saw not one, but two people, trying to commit voter fraud. Good thing we have those voter ID laws now. Take that middle aged white women who are newly married, the State of Texas has finally figured out your scam of having your maiden name on your voter registration card and your married…

Trim Aplenty

True story: A friend's father paid for his face lift with Krugerrands.

Possibly go wrong. That's the first thing that's ever gone wrong.

Auschwitz you guys would stop with the puns, I'm on my knees Birkenau

I've had to tell these open carry morons to watch their barrels on more than a few occasions. There's nothing like sitting in a diner only to turn around and see the business end of an SKS pointed directly at your head.

*runs over friend*

Tatooine

I went ahead and bought it even though I do not currently own a blue ray player.

I've gotta go with "Angeles" or maybe "Between the Bars"

That woman has quite an impressive ZZ Top beard.

There is vas deferens in quality between the original and the two sequels.

I want Automan!

It depends on what kind of thorns and whose shit it is, I suppose.

My boss went to high school with Joan Severance.  When he shared that bit of info, that scene replayed in my head.