Ah, the Cosby Defense (TM).

To be fair, most people who want lower taxes have absolutely no idea how anything at all works beyond their ability to complain about lower taxes. If you showed them a state, township, or even federal government spending chart their eyes would immediately glaze over and they’d be thinking about season 48 of America’s…

This is how I feel whenever I see an adult wearing a “Keep Calm and Chive On” shirt

Okay, lets assume for a second that yes, he can’t afford a home and doesn’t have a single solitary friend to do the roommate(s) thing. Fine - then get off your ass and do the dishes, make dinner, vacuum the living room, clean the cat box and mow the lawn. Your job, your method of earning your keep, is fucking working…

Those homes are especially unaffordable if you refuse to work.

0.5. Elizabeth gets torn nearly in half by gunfire, then is Robocopped together with Mail Robot, creating an unstoppable killing machine that saves the rest of her family.

But did he really keep his mouth shut? I read that call with him saying Paige was part of the church but Philip and Elizabeth weren’t as sort of a code.

Justin’s article left out the fact that she was crossing legally and on a pedestrian ramp.

Nope

Hey, why don’t you fucking read the story there internet wiseguy. I bet you are always correct and super informed, aren’t you?

How dare she want to cross the street in a 40mph zone with two cars racing towards her. “The race ended with the death of a 24-year-old mother struck while pushing her stroller across the boulevard, according to Tampa police.” 

Are you kidding me? You think this is on her?

very first post is victim blaming. good fucking job.

That top image makes it look like he’s forcing Jeff Bezos to smell his belly button.

I don’t understand why Signs gets shit on so much. It’s a great claustrophobic thriller. It was very adept at chronicling an extraordinary event that was unfolding for the characters on their TV screen as well as in their immediate surroundings.

You must not have read the end of my second sentence.

Why should I trust his judgement over my own? I’ve never played or really watched tennis, but I have a specific construct in which I am correct in all things. People should listen to me, the protagonist of reality.

ABANDON HIS PUBLIC?

He only had the most stressful job in the fucking world for eight fucking years. He’s a fucking private fucking citizen and can do whatever the fuck he wants.

It was orange....‘This is why everything has been the way it’s been... This was it.’ It was scary, but it was a relief.