Trust me, you speak for plenty of us on that.

I LOVE predreaming. I literally get into bed and think “what story do I want to tell tonight?” and off I go. I started doing it to try and prod my subconscious to untangle fiction-writing knots while I was asleep, but now it’s just a delightful habit. I’ve got a couple of go-to original fiction things in my head and…

Reading that list made my balls hurt for sure.

It’s pronounced “Hahns”

How does one play Handy Hands?

Unexpected from a guy named Hands.

That’s what New Year’s resolutions are for my good man.

When I was a child, I used to imagine what life would be like in the year 2000, thinking, wow, I’m going to be 32. That’s, like, a million years from now. I’m sure I’ll never even get that old.

That was really something.

Rent first, see how you like ‘em before you invest

Andrew was the last Cat 5 to make US landfall; we have all seen those pictures. If Irma holds together (that is, if it doesn’t make a direct hit on Puerto Rico), Get. Out. Leave early and go far.

Wow... any way you guys can make sure you evacuate Florida Man? Need more shenanigans. 

I hope you have a plan. Best of luck to you, family and friends.

It’s like you crawled inside my brain re: Supergirl. That’s exactly what I think too.

I bought this for the first time recently and OH MAN. I’ve been putting it on EVERYTHING. It makes amazing zucchini noodles if you’re trying to do the low-carb thing.

His girlfriend says otherwise, and I quote, “Ohm my God!”

• Who is this energetic for a street fight at 6:50 a.m.

Thank you! You are so thoughtful!

I would rather be in a pool full of snakes.

I microwave my eggs to poach them because it’s the only way I know how. Egg in a mug, 1/3 cup water, 30-45 seconds (you’ll have to play with time and power settings), perfect runny poached egg. I eat it on avocado toast as I weep over all the houses I can’t buy.