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Those are the folks from the 8 o’clock ‘suhvice.’ (In my Steve Harvey voice.)

That’s exactly the thing right? Assuming someone planned well outside of social security I say take the money early while you are more likely to have the ability to get out and enjoy it. 

I LOVE BREAKFAST FOR DINNER.

I like you.  I like you a lot.  (Thanks for the tip!!)

Oh hello

The notorious RBG has declared it so.

Could always be worse.

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I love a soft boiled egg over a poached. I finally found a fool proof method about a year ago, and it’s worked for me 100%. Doesn’t matter how many eggs I’m doing, they turn out perfect. See video below. I chill mine in a cold water bath for the 30 sec., instead of the running water she does. Also I leave my shell on,

This! I’ve never quite been able to figure out a poached egg. But, soft boiled is pretty much the same and super easy.

Her failure is like a gift from Black Santa.

I do it when I’m watching a movie. Last time I did it, I rolled up over $200 in change while watching “Wakefield.” Honestly, it’s not that big a deal.

Yeah, my dad (who would have been old enough to be your grandpa) grew up on a farm where they made their own soap, then later memorized Julia Child’s cookbooks. He didn’t eat that shit (although stale cornbread in buttermilk was not beyond him).

I think that might be a different Shannon Hale. I don’t know why. It’s just a hunch.

This is a simple but great idea.

I LOVE predreaming. I literally get into bed and think “what story do I want to tell tonight?” and off I go. I started doing it to try and prod my subconscious to untangle fiction-writing knots while I was asleep, but now it’s just a delightful habit. I’ve got a couple of go-to original fiction things in my head and

Reading that list made my balls hurt for sure.

It’s pronounced “Hahns”

How does one play Handy Hands?

Unexpected from a guy named Hands.

That’s what New Year’s resolutions are for my good man.