That was really something.

Rent first, see how you like ‘em before you invest

Andrew was the last Cat 5 to make US landfall; we have all seen those pictures. If Irma holds together (that is, if it doesn’t make a direct hit on Puerto Rico), Get. Out. Leave early and go far.

Wow... any way you guys can make sure you evacuate Florida Man? Need more shenanigans. 

I hope you have a plan. Best of luck to you, family and friends.

I bought this for the first time recently and OH MAN. I’ve been putting it on EVERYTHING. It makes amazing zucchini noodles if you’re trying to do the low-carb thing.

His girlfriend says otherwise, and I quote, “Ohm my God!”

• Who is this energetic for a street fight at 6:50 a.m.

Thank you! You are so thoughtful!

I would rather be in a pool full of snakes.

I microwave my eggs to poach them because it’s the only way I know how. Egg in a mug, 1/3 cup water, 30-45 seconds (you’ll have to play with time and power settings), perfect runny poached egg. I eat it on avocado toast as I weep over all the houses I can’t buy.

I’m a woman aged 36....I had two beers on Sunday, did not get a buzz. The next day I was nauseous all day, went into a two day panic and took a pregnancy test this morning. Its just now occurring to me that I might have had a hangover off of those two beers.

I do volunteer, it’s the most social interaction I have during the week, but it’s at a feline rescue that has an unfortunately-low volunteer count so I just interact with mostly cats and visitors.

never meet your heros

I have a big face...

I have a big face...

#girthproblems

#girthproblems

This list is US only.

Sure thing, bud. 42 points in a single quarter would bring tears to my eyes too.

I salute you.

I can’t wait to be the guy who goes to the farmers market, rummages through the cukes, picks one, and asks, “Excuse me, but what time of day was this one picked?”